Timely

Time flies by, but unfortunately so do our promises to keep it!!!

Hers?

In a sound recording studio, the sign-board outside the ladies' toilet read - "Hertz"

Trappic!!!

Somebody once said - "Give me space and I will move the world!"

In Bangalore traffic, one says - "Give me space and I will move!"

Knock off your blues!

My friend wanted photos of a recent trip to a waterfall. He asked for them to be copied on to his pen drive. I said I will copy them on to a CD instead, to which he retorted - "No macha, my CD drive is screwed." Another of my friends mocked him - "What were you watching? A blue movie?!"

Alert the Navy

What would you call a witch on the beach and ready to dive into the water?

A submarine sand 'witch'!!!

A 'turny' joke!

Question:
How many turns are there in the world?

Old Answer:
Two. Left and Right.

New Answer:
Four. Left, Right, On and Off.

A Joke for your Bowels!

Once, my friend was down with a bout of severe loose motions. I called on him at his place. At one point of time, I almost tripped and so exclaimed - 'Shit!' I did not realize it until my friend said, pulling a long face, "Yeah, I know. Shit happens." Lol!

Charged up!

What did general battery say to soldier battery?
You are under my charge now!!!

Tingoo, Happy B'day! :P

Why can't short people ever be snobs?
Because they can't look down on people!!!
(It's an old one, but will do!)

Mt. Joke

Why didn't the bar pour Mt. Everest a drink?
Because, she was already 'on a high'!!!

The idiot box deserves an idiot joke!

What is the difference between a wife and a TV?
TV turns on when wife doesn't !

a sis joke...

(Fictitious!)

I have a cousin who keeps herself up to date with all the gossip about the family. Out of affection, we call her 'Info-sis'!

For a small laugh...

How do nano-tech experts pass time?
They indulge in SMALL TALK!!!

Memorably Yours!

I am a 2007 pass-out VTU engineer. My juniors keep telling me that they want their academic lives to be as memorable as possible. When they ask me for suggestions, I ask them to flunk in an exam or two!!! Lol!!!

Drive on!!!

Drivers in Bangalore are never moody. They just switch gears.

Analogy of the Millenium!!!

Spotted on the rear windscreen of a car -

"Love is Rose,
Rose is Red,
Red is Danger,
So, beware of Love!!!"

What's in a kick?

One of my good friends has this disgusting habit of walking into swanky outlets, scavenging for the lowest priced items and then, haggling over the prices and trying to drive a bargain.

On one such visit to a football apparel store, he was taking an annoyingly long time to decide on his purchase. When he did decide, he asked for a bargain as usual. The irritated salesperson refused outright. My friend then did the unthinkable and asked "Don't I get something free with this?" The salesperson said - "Yeah. A free kick!"

Cheers...

The Washington Redskins have decided to sue Royal Challengers Bangalore.
Apparently, their cheerleaders have forgotten the art of cheering after their stint with Team Bangalore!!!

Knock knock...

Knock knock...

"Who's there?"

"Hugo."

"No, this is my house!!! You go."

Pun intended.

If asked to describe Hillary Clinton's campaign, what would Barrack Obama most probably say?


"It is Hillary-ous!!!"